Welcome To My Trivia Newsletter About Everything (Not Just Skeletons)

I am Mister Skeleton and this is my Trivia newsletter. (It's not about skeletons.)

My name is Mister Skeleton, but my friends call me Mr. S!

So I was thinking to myself one day, I was thinkin’: hey, Mr. S, you’ve been around for a little while, haven’t ya? And in all those years you’ve been around, you’ve seen some pretty darn good trivia, right?

I mean, I haven’t been around for an unusual number of years, mind you. Just a normal number of mortal human years. Like, ah, you know … twelve … teen … ?

But so anyway, I figured I’d make one of these Substack thingamajigs and try my hand – which is definitely encased in healthy normal muscle and flesh – at writin’ some trivia.

And there’ll be prizes, too! Just as soon as I figure out what those are. So stay tuned.

Anyway, I’m thinkin maybe we’ll have two trivias every day or so? Or maybe just the one to begin with. And I’ll probably take a break on the weekends. Not totally sure, I suppose. Maybe I shoulda thought this through a bit more.

Ah, well, we’ll just kinda play it by ear, y’know? With all the cartilage and stuff.

But so my idea is I’ll ask some questions, you’ll send in some answers, we’ll all see who does real good, and the lady or fella or whoever that does the tiptop best will be named Mister Skeleton’s Trivia Champion For The Time Being!

And so, uh, yeah, that’s about the long and short of it. See you tomorrow!

PS: Just to be clear, this isn’t going to be all about skeleton trivia. I mean, there may be some trivia about skeletons at some point, I won’t say there’s not. There is some trivia to be had about skeletons, after all. But just because my name is Mister Skeleton doesn’t mean I have a particular affinity for skeletons. It definitely doesn’t mean I’m some kind of deathless animated skeleton who has been roaming the earth since time immemorial. That’s just my name! Just wanted to make that clear to you all. OK thanks!